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Unidentified Foaming Object

Surfactant Paper

Foam home

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Unidentified foaming objects have been spotted in the skies above Poole in England. One eyewitness claimed they smelled of zesty citrus oils and bubbled something that sounded like, “Take us to your lathers". No one’s quite sure what this means, but the future looks very clean indeed.

How to store:
Store somewhere cool and dry away from the bathroom to keep fresh. Only using one piece at a time.

Ingredients:
Aqua/Water/Eau, Glycerin, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Parfum/Fragrance, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, *Limonene, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Fruit Juice Ferment, Chondrus Crispus Extract, Titanium Dioxide, Zein, Propylene Glycol, Alcohol Denat., *Citral, *Citronellol, *Geraniol, *Linalool, *Pinene, *Terpinolene, Iron Oxides.

*Occurs naturally in essential oils